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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    My, you're tenchy today.
    Tenchy?
    The pope is a tard.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      Tenchy?
      A cunning and subtle play on words - tench is a fish, you see, and sounds a bit like "tetchy".
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        #13
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        A cunning and subtle play on words - tench is a fish, you see, and sounds a bit like "tetchy".
        A bit like calling SA a pikey? Not that she is but the cunning play on the fish theme was there.....


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          #14
          Originally posted by daviejones View Post
          A bit like calling SA a pikey?
          How very dare you!






          But yes.
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            #15
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            A cunning and subtle play on words - tench is a fish, you see, and sounds a bit like "tetchy".
            Coming from dimPrawn?!....pot/kettle.

            Actually - I do smell a bit of fish at the minute - I've been eating a lot of salmon

            And does Asparagus make anyone elses wee smell funny? This healthy life style isn't for everyone
            The pope is a tard.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Coming from dimPrawn?!....pot/kettle.

              Actually - I do smell a bit of fish at the minute - I've been eating a lot of salmon

              And does Asparagus make anyone elses wee smell funny? This healthy life style isn't for everyone
              A well known side effect of asparagus so don't worry Sal, it isn't you

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Coming from dimPrawn?!....pot/kettle.

                Actually - I do smell a bit of fish at the minute - I've been eating a lot of salmon

                And does Asparagus make anyone elses wee smell funny? This healthy life style isn't for everyone
                Are you still cheesy too?

                Asparagus is common - so do sugar puffs if you eat enough of them.
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Are you still cheesy too?

                  Asparagus is common - so do sugar puffs if you eat enough of them.
                  Oh Man!!!

                  and there was me planning my Sugar puff and Asparagus cheese bake tonight!!
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    #19
                    Bad food combinations

                    Undercooked Beans and overcooked Broccoli could be nasty in the right proportions.

                    Add Beetroot for a splash of colour.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      Are you still cheesy too?

                      Asparagus is common - so do sugar puffs if you eat enough of them.
                      No - there is no place for cheese in my new healthy regime!
                      The pope is a tard.

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