Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Bad food combinations
Undercooked Beans and overcooked Broccoli could be nasty in the right proportions.
Add Beetroot for a splash of colour.
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Are you still cheesy too?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostComing from dimPrawn?!....pot/kettle.
Actually - I do smell a bit of fish at the minute - I've been eating a lot of salmon
And does Asparagus make anyone elses wee smell funny? This healthy life style isn't for everyone
Asparagus is common - so do sugar puffs if you eat enough of them.
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A well known side effect of asparagus so don't worry Sal, it isn't youOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostComing from dimPrawn?!....pot/kettle.
Actually - I do smell a bit of fish at the minute - I've been eating a lot of salmon
And does Asparagus make anyone elses wee smell funny? This healthy life style isn't for everyone
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Coming from dimPrawn?!....pot/kettle.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostA cunning and subtle play on words - tench is a fish, you see, and sounds a bit like "tetchy".
Actually - I do smell a bit of fish at the minute - I've been eating a lot of salmon
And does Asparagus make anyone elses wee smell funny? This healthy life style isn't for everyone
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A bit like calling SA a pikey? Not that she is but the cunning play on the fish theme was there.....Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostA cunning and subtle play on words - tench is a fish, you see, and sounds a bit like "tetchy".
OK, IGMC before the slaps start flying.....
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