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    Is it still a wife beater? I think we need to know

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Is it still a wife beater? I think we need to know
    In your case, most likely yes. If beating up a blow up doll counts.
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      #3
      Originally posted by snaw View Post
      In your case, most likely yes. If beating up a blow up doll counts.
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        #4
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        In your case, most likely yes. If beating up a blow up doll counts.
        That's not very nice thing to say

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          That's not very nice thing to say
          What? That you have a blow-up doll or that you beat it?
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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            What? That you have a blow-up doll or that you beat it?
            I always assumed that the first was a given.
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              #7
              Yep Stella Actatwat = wife beater...and it tastes carp!!!
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                #8
                I gave up drinking Stella about 15 years ago, nothing to do with beating the wife or anything like that, I used get up in the night and pee on the communal landing... I lived in a flat at the time, one night I put a bath on and went back to bed only to be woken by an irate neighbour who lives below… his ceiling had collapsed under the weight of the water.

                I spent all day with a hangover in a smelly old mans flat with a hired rug doctor as my only company, I said it was a burst pipe and he should claim on his insurance.
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                  #9
                  I hate wife beaters, but I'm willing to make an exception for David Beckham
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    I hate wife beaters, but I'm willing to make an exception for David Beckham

                    You wouldn't need any stella to beat her. One look at her vacuous face would do it.
                    Hard Brexit now!
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