Stella Artois 0.5% ABV

[sasguru]

I hate wife beaters, but I'm willing to make an exception for David Beckham

You wouldn't need any stella to beat her. One look at her vacuous face would do it.

[Bagpuss]

I hate wife beaters, but I'm willing to make an exception for David Beckham

[gingerjedi]

I gave up drinking Stella about 15 years ago, nothing to do with beating the wife or anything like that, I used get up in the night and pee on the communal landing... I lived in a flat at the time, one night I put a bath on and went back to bed only to be woken by an irate neighbour who lives below… his ceiling had collapsed under the weight of the water.

I spent all day with a hangover in a smelly old mans flat with a hired rug doctor as my only company, I said it was a burst pipe and he should claim on his insurance.

[daviejones]

Yep Stella Actatwat = wife beater...and it tastes carp!!!

[TheFaQQer]

What? That you have a blow-up doll or that you beat it?

I always assumed that the first was a given.

[sasguru]

That's not very nice thing to say

What? That you have a blow-up doll or that you beat it?

[AtW]

In your case, most likely yes. If beating up a blow up doll counts.

That's not very nice thing to say

[cailin maith]

In your case, most likely yes. If beating up a blow up doll counts.

[snaw]

Is it still a wife beater? I think we need to know

In your case, most likely yes. If beating up a blow up doll counts.

[AtW]

Is it still a wife beater? I think we need to know