Don't read newspapers or watch the news

[TheFaQQer]

Not even to help me live out my dream?

I would offer to help, but I've only ever been thrown INTO a nightclub by the bouncers. 'Twas a strange experience.

[cailin maith]

I would offer to help, but I've only ever been thrown INTO a nightclub by the bouncers. 'Twas a strange experience.

Now thats odd!!

[cailin maith]

Simple, just head to any boozer, ply some poor chap with stella. After about 10 pints he'll turn into a wife-beater. Just pretend you're his wife and Robert's your father's brother.

I like stella....

[TheFaQQer]

Simple, just head to any boozer, ply some poor chap with stella. After about 10 pints he'll turn into a wife-beater. Just pretend you're his wife and Robert's your father's brother.

Surely that would only meet the latter of the two criteria?

[sasguru]

I like stella....

It's weird but stella has the same effect on me as LSD or something (not that I've taken Lsd). I actually had a hallucinatory experience after too much stella. God knows what crap they put in it. Nowadays I limit myself to a few pints of real ale.

[cailin maith]

It's weird but stella has the same effect on me as LSD or something (not that I've taken Lsd). I actually had a hallucinatory experience after too much stella. God knows what carp they put in it. Nowadays I limit myself to a few pints of real ale.

Embarassed to admit but my last stella bender saw me out from about 4.30 - stopped drinking at 12ish... and managed to down 14 pints, I was hungover for days and sick as a dog!

[sasguru]

Embarassed to admit but my last stella bender saw me out from about 4.30 - stopped drinking at 12ish... and managed to down 14 pints, I was hungover for days and sick as a dog!

Impressive. Couldn't do that anymore, my aging liver couldn't handle it.

[NickFitz]

I don't go to pubs anymore.

See, ASBOs do work!

[cailin maith]

Impressive. Couldn't do that anymore, my aging liver couldn't handle it.

ah now SAS - I'm sure thats not true... if you really put your mind to it - you could do anything!!

[rootsnall]

Embarassed to admit but my last stella bender saw me out from about 4.30 - stopped drinking at 12ish... and managed to down 14 pints, I was hungover for days and sick as a dog!

I'm also impressed, don't think I could ever manage 14 pints of stella. I've done 20 pints of weak flat bitter a couple of times with dire consequences.