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Can't we all just get along?

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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    No no no.!! How does weather and umbrella rhyme, eh, eh?
    How I am I going to get a CUK no.1 in the Christmas charts with this level of ineptness?
    ineptitude

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Can't we all just get along?
      Singing a song...



      Next line please....
      OK, from the top... a one, two, three, four...

      Can't we just get along
      Singing a song
      All mates together
      CUK losers for ever
      Chasing good rates
      And being good mates
      That's what contracting's about

      ---to the chorus:
      Contracting's the life for me
      Better than sailing o'er the sea
      Work some of the day
      For loads of pay
      Then log back on to CUK

      There you go - now verse 2:
      __________________
      35,000 TPD - 28/11/2007, 19:15
      (Special Sportsmanship credit to NickFitz)

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        #13
        Originally posted by Apache View Post
        OK, from the top... a one, two, three, four...

        Can't we just get along
        Singing a song
        All mates together
        CUK losers for ever
        Chasing good rates
        And being good mates
        That's what contracting's about

        ---to the chorus:
        Contracting's the life for me
        Better than sailing o'er the sea
        Work some of the day
        For loads of pay
        Then log back on to CUK

        There you go - now verse 2:
        Not bad. Change the last line of the chorus to :

        Contracting's the life for me
        Better than sailing o'er the sea
        Work some of the day
        For loads of pay
        That's what makes us free.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by Apache View Post
          OK, from the top... a one, two, three, four...

          Can't we just get along
          Singing a song
          All mates together
          CUK losers for ever
          Chasing good rates
          And being good mates
          That's what contracting's about

          ---to the chorus:
          Contracting's the life for me
          Better than sailing o'er the sea
          Work some of the day
          For loads of pay
          Then log back on to CUK

          There you go - now verse 2:
          Crikey... how bored are you? I could only manage 2 lines!
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #15
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Crikey... how bored are you? I could only manage 2 lines!
            It's my new mission in life

            I may quite this rat race and become a song writing hippy instead. Do they still have hippies?
            __________________
            35,000 TPD - 28/11/2007, 19:15
            (Special Sportsmanship credit to NickFitz)

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              #16
              Originally posted by Apache View Post
              It's my new mission in life

              I may quite this rat race and become a song writing hippy instead. Do they still have hippies?
              No sweetie, I don't think they do....
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Not bad. Change the last line of the chorus to :

                That's what makes us free.
                OK, from the top... a one, two, three, four...

                Can't we just get along
                Singing a song
                All mates together
                CUK losers for ever
                Chasing good rates
                And being good mates
                That's what contracting's about

                ---to the chorus:
                Contracting's the life for me
                Better than sailing o'er the sea
                Work some of the day
                For loads of pay
                That's what makes us free

                NOW verse 2:...

                By the way, we need a change register and some version control.
                __________________
                35,000 TPD - 28/11/2007, 19:15
                (Special Sportsmanship credit to NickFitz)

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                  #18
                  Can't we just get along
                  Singing a song
                  All mates together
                  CUK losers for ever
                  Chasing good rates
                  And being good mates
                  That's what contracting's about

                  ---to the chorus:
                  Contracting's the life for me
                  Better than sailing o'er the sea
                  Work some of the day
                  For loads of pay
                  That's what makes us free

                  We love CUK, we do
                  Though the posts are poo
                  It keeps us sane
                  When we're on the wane
                  Doooby-dooooby doo!
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    All together now

                    a one, two three....
                    __________________
                    35,000 TPD - 28/11/2007, 19:15
                    (Special Sportsmanship credit to NickFitz)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      Doooby-dooooby doo!
                      Flower, did you run out of words??
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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