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Previously on "Can't we all just get along?"
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huh?? what ?? did Churchy get banned or something?? how did I miss that...
oh was too busy trying to grap some attention for myself
so I didn't realise Churchy was gone .... we must start an appeal to bring hime back
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Can't we just get along
Singing a song
All mates together
CUK losers for ever
Chasing good rates
And being good mates
That's what contracting's about
---to the chorus:
Contracting's the life for me
Better than sailing o'er the sea
Work some of the day
For loads of pay
That's what makes us free
We love CUK, we do
Though the posts are poo
It keeps us sane
When we're on the wane
Doooby-dooooby doo!
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OK, from the top... a one, two, three, four...Originally posted by sasguru View PostNot bad. Change the last line of the chorus to :
That's what makes us free.
Can't we just get along
Singing a song
All mates together
CUK losers for ever
Chasing good rates
And being good mates
That's what contracting's about
---to the chorus:
Contracting's the life for me
Better than sailing o'er the sea
Work some of the day
For loads of pay
That's what makes us free
NOW verse 2:...
By the way, we need a change register and some version control.
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No sweetie, I don't think they do....Originally posted by Apache View PostIt's my new mission in life
I may quite this rat race and become a song writing hippy instead. Do they still have hippies?
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Crikey... how bored are you? I could only manage 2 lines!Originally posted by Apache View PostOK, from the top... a one, two, three, four...
Can't we just get along
Singing a song
All mates together
CUK losers for ever
Chasing good rates
And being good mates
That's what contracting's about
---to the chorus:
Contracting's the life for me
Better than sailing o'er the sea
Work some of the day
For loads of pay
Then log back on to CUK
There you go - now verse 2:
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Not bad. Change the last line of the chorus to :Originally posted by Apache View PostOK, from the top... a one, two, three, four...
Can't we just get along
Singing a song
All mates together
CUK losers for ever
Chasing good rates
And being good mates
That's what contracting's about
---to the chorus:
Contracting's the life for me
Better than sailing o'er the sea
Work some of the day
For loads of pay
Then log back on to CUK
There you go - now verse 2:
Contracting's the life for me
Better than sailing o'er the sea
Work some of the day
For loads of pay
That's what makes us free.
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OK, from the top... a one, two, three, four...Originally posted by sasguru View PostCan't we all just get along?
Singing a song...
Next line please....
Can't we just get along
Singing a song
All mates together
CUK losers for ever
Chasing good rates
And being good mates
That's what contracting's about
---to the chorus:
Contracting's the life for me
Better than sailing o'er the sea
Work some of the day
For loads of pay
Then log back on to CUK
There you go - now verse 2:
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No no no.!! How does weather and umbrella rhyme, eh, eh?
ineptitude
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