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No, just trying to diplomatically say that she's a chubber. It's a Garfield thing - I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostA dwarf?!
But she is quite short too, which doesn't help.
By she was wedged into the dress. Really did not flatter her. Mind you, very little does.Comment
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Ah you rotten sod - noone is ever supposed to say that brides dont look niceOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo, just trying to diplomatically say that she's a chubber. It's a Garfield thing - I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.
But she is quite short too, which doesn't help.
By she was wedged into the dress. Really did not flatter her. Mind you, very little does.
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI didn't tell her that!
I just said it behind her back.
Is that better or worse?
You are a lass, and i claim a heat magazine and a tub of Ice Cream!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Of course <angelic smilie>Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostSkinny Cow ice cream, presumably?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Except for you of courseOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo, just trying to diplomatically say that she's a chubber. It's a Garfield thing - I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.
But she is quite short too, which doesn't help.
By she was wedged into the dress. Really did not flatter her. Mind you, very little does.
Morning Sal
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Mornign hun bunOriginally posted by Diver View PostExcept for you of course
Morning Sal

Nice to see ya back from your hols! Now get some work done you lazy sod
The pope is a tard.Comment
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We need a proper smilie, now that we've been purified.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOf course <angelic smilie>
Maybe it's a job for RH, since he did the Fleety one.Comment
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