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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostA dwarf?!
But she is quite short too, which doesn't help.
By she was wedged into the dress. Really did not flatter her. Mind you, very little does.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo, just trying to diplomatically say that she's a chubber. It's a Garfield thing - I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.
But she is quite short too, which doesn't help.
By she was wedged into the dress. Really did not flatter her. Mind you, very little does.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI didn't tell her that!
I just said it behind her back.
Is that better or worse?
You are a lass, and i claim a heat magazine and a tub of Ice Cream!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostSkinny Cow ice cream, presumably?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo, just trying to diplomatically say that she's a chubber. It's a Garfield thing - I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.
But she is quite short too, which doesn't help.
By she was wedged into the dress. Really did not flatter her. Mind you, very little does.
Morning SalConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostExcept for you of course
Morning Sal
Nice to see ya back from your hols! Now get some work done you lazy sodThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOf course <angelic smilie>
Maybe it's a job for RH, since he did the Fleety one.Comment
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