Weston-Super-Mare

[SallyAnne]

a young lady who is significantly under-tall.

A dwarf?!

[TheFaQQer]

A dwarf?!

No, just trying to diplomatically say that she's a chubber. It's a Garfield thing - I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.

But she is quite short too, which doesn't help.

By she was wedged into the dress. Really did not flatter her. Mind you, very little does.

[SallyAnne]

No, just trying to diplomatically say that she's a chubber. It's a Garfield thing - I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.

But she is quite short too, which doesn't help.

By she was wedged into the dress. Really did not flatter her. Mind you, very little does.

Ah you rotten sod - noone is ever supposed to say that brides dont look nice

[TheFaQQer]

Ah you rotten sod - noone is ever supposed to say that brides dont look nice

I didn't tell her that!

I just said it behind her back.

Is that better or worse?

[SallyAnne]

I didn't tell her that!

I just said it behind her back.

Is that better or worse?

You are a lass, and i claim a heat magazine and a tub of Ice Cream!

[TheFaQQer]

You are a lass, and i claim a heat magazine and a tub of Ice Cream!

Skinny Cow ice cream, presumably?

[SallyAnne]

Skinny Cow ice cream, presumably?

Of course <angelic smilie>

[Diver]

No, just trying to diplomatically say that she's a chubber. It's a Garfield thing - I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.

But she is quite short too, which doesn't help.

By she was wedged into the dress. Really did not flatter her. Mind you, very little does.

Except for you of course

Morning Sal

[SallyAnne]

Except for you of course

Morning Sal

Mornign hun bun

Nice to see ya back from your hols! Now get some work done you lazy sod

[TheFaQQer]

Of course <angelic smilie>

We need a proper smilie, now that we've been purified.

Maybe it's a job for RH, since he did the Fleety one.