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    #51
    It's more fun to think of flower names to use as subspetalutes, daisy.

    Although you really should fix the "tit" being changed in the middle of normal words!
    Last edited by administrator; 24 October 2007, 21:54. Reason: Yeah, have done... You can say tit now, but used in the wrong context and you may get a slap :o)

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      #52
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
      I thought I knew but I f<font color="Black">u</font>cking dont.

      That should work and at least gives a clue.

      Oh wait, I will look at source text.

      I thought i knew but i dont?
      Last edited by administrator; 24 October 2007, 21:54. Reason: Enjoy the week ban...
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        #53
        Originally posted by Zorba View Post
        It would be cool if the filter was based on the rubbish alternative swearwords ITV used to use, e.g. MotherFunster in 'Beverley Hills Cop'.
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          #54
          Did someone mention thread domination a while back?

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            #55
            so flip does work and what about flip
            Last edited by administrator; 24 October 2007, 21:55.
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              #56
              Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post
              I thought i knew but i dont?
              don't
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                #57
                [quote=chef;325399]so flip does work and what about flip/quote]

                Maybe if you just type flip then it will turn it back for you.
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                  #58
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Maybe if you just type flip then it will turn it back to feck for you.
                  Ah, it doesn't.

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                    #59
                    why can I not do it using proper tags.
                    Well at least I can say Scunthorpe now.
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                      #60
                      Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word flip. Of all the English words beginning with f, flip is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

                      Flip, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Flip from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike.

                      In English, flip folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fliped Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley flips". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the fliping work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fliping much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fliping beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a flip". As part of a word: "abso-fliping-lutely" or "in-fliping-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "flip the fliping flipers!".

                      As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the word flip,as in these examples used as the following words;

                      - fraud: "I got fliped"
                      - trouble: "I guess I'm really fliped now"
                      - dismay: "Oh, flip it!"
                      - aggresion: "don't flip with me, buddy!"
                      - difficulty: "I don't understand this fliping question"
                      - inquery: "who the flip was that?"
                      - dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the flip is going on here"
                      - incompetence: "he's a flip-off!"
                      - dismissal: "why don't you go outside and flip yourself?"

                      I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

                      With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

                      Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:

                      FLIP YOU!
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