Who is openly pretending here? And why?

[Spartacus]

It's true, I am Spartacus. So is NickFitz. If you don't believe it ask him what he had for lunch yesterday. It was a ham and tomato sandwich with mustard. His, err I mean my, favourite.

[TheFaQQer]

great post!

I'm afraid Im all real...sometimes I wish I was a skinny posh bird from the south, but alas I am not

Skinny - maybe
Posh - possibly
From the south - never!!

[TheFaQQer]

I am as pedantic in real life as on here.

And almost as sympathetic.

[sasguru]

Sasguru is a humble guy.

If anyone takes seriously the bullcrap that is spouted here they need their head examined.

[Troll]

This is the post to confess yourself. Are you pretending to be someone you are not? And if yes, why?

I would not be surprised to find out that, for example, SallyAnne is a flat-breast skinny girl from the south, Sasguru is a humble guy, Churchill is a clever and sensitive bloke, Xoggoth is a young handsome man, Wendigo is a hairy truck driver, Milan is a professional IT consultant, Cailin is a nerdy unix admin girl, Spartacus is Spartacus, Clippy is Flippy, Cooper is not in Liverpool, AtW is a rich polish entrepreneur, Zeitghost is human, Threaded is doing the fith grade for the fith time and so on....

Come on you people, this is the time to confess. Do it here.

You mean you're not really a turd burgling, nomadic eytie?

[wendigo100]

I miss the daleks. I think they all left and joined the caravan club.

[Bwana]

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[NickFitz]

If anyone takes seriously the bullcrap that is spouted here they need their head examined.

You mean it's not true?

[VectraMan]

I have to admit to not owning a Vectra.

[chasingtheaurora]

****. Rumbled.

I am, in fact, a 67 year old ugly fat Lebanese dwarf with a penchant for almonds and dates.*

* Note: this description may not be entirely accurate.