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Who is openly pretending here? And why?
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It's all part of our master plan you see.Originally posted by Purple Dalek View PostSome just lurk.Comment
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I doubt it. I haven't seen head nor hide of the Master lately.
But I've heard he's delegated testing of The Cunning Plans to a lizard!
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I think derek is an intruder and not who he (tele)purports to be
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Just be patientOriginally posted by TwinGoldDaleks View PostIs this a signal? Has the time arrived?Comment
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Just for the record i have never said i'm from liverpool !!!!!Originally posted by Francko View PostThis is the post to confess yourself. Are you pretending to be someone you are not? And if yes, why?
I would not be surprised to find out that, for example, SallyAnne is a flat-breast skinny girl from the south, Sasguru is a humble guy, Churchill is a clever and sensitive bloke, Xoggoth is a young handsome man, Wendigo is a hairy truck driver, Milan is a professional IT consultant, Cailin is a nerdy unix admin girl, Spartacus is Spartacus, Clippy is Flippy, Cooper is not in Liverpool, AtW is a rich polish entrepreneur, Zeitghost is human, Threaded is doing the fith grade for the fith time and so on....
Come on you people, this is the time to confess. Do it here.
you can't pin nothing on me Innocent until proven guilty
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Me too,Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI am as pedantic in real life as on here.
I'm not skinny,
I'm not posh,
and I'm from the midlands originally - just in exile here in Scotland.
yayyyyyyyy...my status has changed again, lol
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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Ok ok... I'm not really ginger.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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