Update on b)

[Moose423956]

You dumped your wife on MSN?

Do pay attention. b) is the other woman.

However, if I do end up dumping a), MSN will be the safest way to do it, otherwise I may be extracting things from my rectum for weeks afterwards.

[Bagpuss]

Sorry, b/ was the other woman?

Even so the more classy approach would have been to take her to the cinema and grab her t1ts.

[SallyAnne]

Sorry, b/ was the other woman?

Even so the more classy approach would have been to take her to the cinema and grab her t1ts.

Pervert!

[Spartacus]

Do pay attention. b) is the other woman.

However, if I do end up dumping a), MSN will be the safest way to do it, otherwise I may be extracting things from my rectum for weeks afterwards.

I take it all back then!

[oracleslave]

Pervert!

I thought that was like expected.

[sasguru]

Do pay attention. b) is the other woman.

However, if I do end up dumping a), MSN will be the safest way to do it, otherwise I may be extracting things from my rectum for weeks afterwards.

Does b) know anything at all about you or can she find out (where you live etc etc)? Her revenge could be drastic.

[BoredBloke]

"I told her. Via MSN. Then I ran away and hid."

Are you two 12 or something? Did you add any to it just for effect?

[Bagpuss]

It's considered slightly more erotic if while grabbing you go "honk honk"

[oracleslave]

Do pay attention. b) is the other woman.

However, if I do end up dumping a), MSN will be the safest way to do it, otherwise I may be extracting things from my rectum for weeks afterwards.

Am no expert but surely MSN is one of the last ways you should have this conversation

[sasguru]

It's considered slightly more erotic if while grabbing you go "honk honk"

Did you learn that from your rubber doll's sound effects?