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The Vagina Monologues

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    #21
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Saw it a few years ago (dragged by a bird). Was very funny.
    Oh Dear.

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      #22
      Originally posted by lukemg View Post
      Jesus, you need to be one sad b'stard to get dragged to this sh1te by a bird. No chance ! If requested/pressured, suggest you grow a pair and advise her that going with the 'girls' would be more appropriate.
      ONLY 2 possible excuses for going
      1. You haven't got in her pants yet, when clearly you have to be a bit more reasonable to keep your 'eyes on the prize'.
      2. She promises to do that special thing you like off your list.
      I got both.
      HTH
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #23
        I'd save the money myself. If I needed to listen to a trio of c@nts then I'd simply come on here and do a search for posts by churchill, sasguru, and AtW.
        Although technically that would be classes as "Moronologues"!!
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #24
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          Vagina monologue?

          If I want to hear a vagina talking I just read one of SASguru's posts although I tend to think of him in the vernacular
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          I'd save the money myself. If I needed to listen to a trio of c@nts then I'd simply come on here and do a search for posts by churchill, sasguru, and AtW.
          Although technically that would be classes as "Moronologues"!!
          Stealing Baggy's jokes, SB?

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            #25
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Stealing Baggy's jokes, SB?

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            I upgraded it. No harm in that if it is half-decent.
            Imitation & flattery etc. which, let's be honest, is hardly something that afflicts Baggy all that regularly.
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #26
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              I upgraded it. No harm in that if it is half-decent.
              Imitation & flattery etc. which, let's be honest, is hardly something that afflicts Baggy all that regularly.
              Jeez. If there's one thing worse than being a complete moron, it's being a tedious, repetitive moron.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #27
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Jeez. If there's one thing worse than being a complete moron, it's being a tedious, repetitive moron.
                I'll take your word for that sg.
                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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