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The Vagina Monologues
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I got both.Originally posted by lukemg View PostJesus, you need to be one sad b'stard to get dragged to this sh1te by a bird. No chance ! If requested/pressured, suggest you grow a pair and advise her that going with the 'girls' would be more appropriate.
ONLY 2 possible excuses for going
1. You haven't got in her pants yet, when clearly you have to be a bit more reasonable to keep your 'eyes on the prize'.
2. She promises to do that special thing you like off your list.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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I'd save the money myself. If I needed to listen to a trio of c@nts then I'd simply come on here and do a search for posts by churchill, sasguru, and AtW.
Although technically that would be classes as "Moronologues"!!
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostVagina monologue?
If I want to hear a vagina talking I just read one of SASguru's posts although I tend to think of him in the vernacularStealing Baggy's jokes, SB?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI'd save the money myself. If I needed to listen to a trio of c@nts then I'd simply come on here and do a search for posts by churchill, sasguru, and AtW.
Although technically that would be classes as "Moronologues"!!

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I upgraded it. No harm in that if it is half-decent.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostStealing Baggy's jokes, SB?
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Imitation & flattery etc. which, let's be honest, is hardly something that afflicts Baggy all that regularly.
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Jeez. If there's one thing worse than being a complete moron, it's being a tedious, repetitive moron.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI upgraded it. No harm in that if it is half-decent.
Imitation & flattery etc. which, let's be honest, is hardly something that afflicts Baggy all that regularly.
Hard Brexit now!
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I'll take your word for that sg.Originally posted by sasguru View PostJeez. If there's one thing worse than being a complete moron, it's being a tedious, repetitive moron.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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