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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Got a date tonight with one nice woman - she is married but she says she will sort out this problem soon and get rich in process. Should I cancel the date or go ahead?
    Been there, personally I'd say sort your "little" problem out first then come back when it is.
    Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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      #12
      Don't any of know you know that atw is as likely to get a date as I am to grow large norks?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Don't any of know you know that atw is as likely to get a date as I am to grow large norks?
        PMSL....
        Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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          #14
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          No, but she's going to buy one off eBay just as soon as she's taken her husband to the cleaners (or had him murdered and collected the insurance, whichever one she's planning).
          I understand that she's blackmailing him for a house.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Anyway, promise her the earth until you get into her knickers.


            That is the most Churchilly advice yet

            Gotta love a man who's true to himself
            The pope is a tard.

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              #16
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              Got a date tonight with one nice woman - she is married but she says she will sort out this problem soon and get rich in process.
              Fess up alexei, her hubby is dumping her because she has gone blind.
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #17
                AtW, what you have done here is to mistake your right hand for a 'lady'.

                HTH
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Got a date tonight with one nice woman - she is married but she says she will sort out this problem soon and get rich in process. Should I cancel the date or go ahead?
                  Is it Baggy's ladyboy bride? If so, the get rich thing's a fib.

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                    #19
                    SandyDown is on your ignore list because she's a gender confused muslim sympathiser.

                    AtW, good joke BtW.

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                      #20
                      Rules

                      Rule 1. Do not get involved with married woman.
                      Rule 2. If you think otherwise see rule 1.

                      Married woman are trouble. The fact that she admits to someone before their first date that she plans to fleece her incumbent husband is even worse.

                      At best you get a good sh"g but you will pay by having to listen to all her sorry stories about her marriage.

                      At worst you will get thumped by hubby(You are a software engineer so I would not imagine that gun craft/knife fighting and H2H combat are high on your skills list).

                      Other than that you may fall for her and get your heart broken when she runs back to hubby after a bit of fun.

                      Or you could fall for her get married and she will fleece you and the divorce courts will make you sign over all rights of SKA to her as maintenance and force you to develop the product.

                      Murphies law states that it will go global and your wife and her new lover will jet all over the world while she pays you a salary of 25k.
                      There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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