Reply to: Date

[daviejones]

Ok, here is the answer explained in detail for the dense Scots twats amongst the audience.

Firstly, a thread was started explaining that a certain persons wife had requested that a Life Inurance policy be taken out on said persons life. This policy to pay a large lump sum on the eventual death of the insured.

Certain comments were made about being careful and that said wife would probably end up bumping off said insured.

Secondly, we have AtW starting this thread. Very clever I think too. Obviously too clever for the left footed scots amongst us.

You really were abused as a child weren't you? Pompous bigoted tit.

[shaunbhoy]

Ok, here is the answer explained in detail for the dense Scots twats amongst the audience.

Firstly, a thread was started explaining that a certain persons wife had requested that a Life Inurance policy be taken out on said persons life. This policy to pay a large lump sum on the eventual death of the insured.

Certain comments were made about being careful and that said wife would probably end up bumping off said insured.

Secondly, we have AtW starting this thread. Very clever I think too. Obviously too clever for the left footed scots amongst us.

You seem to have spent an inordinate amount of time piecing all this together churchill. Most people don't award the likes of alexei and his random threads more than a passing browse. In short, you are an even sadder big prat than I had given you credit for. Well done!!

[Zorba]

But it wooden work.


IGMC

[Churchill]

As a man, why you're even asking this quesiton in the first place astounds me.

Somebody please delete this bloody thread!

[NetwkSupport]

Got a date tonight with one nice woman - she is married but she says she will sort out this problem soon and get rich in process. Should I cancel the date or go ahead?

As a man, why you're even asking this quesiton in the first place astounds me.

[Churchill]

Well obviously this bint has one..........and a rather bizarre one at that if she is contemplating any sort of liaison with you AtW.

Ok, here is the answer explained in detail for the dense Scots twats amongst the audience.

Firstly, a thread was started explaining that a certain persons wife had requested that a Life Inurance policy be taken out on said persons life. This policy to pay a large lump sum on the eventual death of the insured.

Certain comments were made about being careful and that said wife would probably end up bumping off said insured.

Secondly, we have AtW starting this thread. Very clever I think too. Obviously too clever for the left footed scots amongst us.

[TheFaQQer]

Especially for dummies: this thread was posted after this one appeared -
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...insurance.html

Far too subtle for round here.

[AtW]

First question that may reveal a lot and answer lot's of the other questions is how did you meet her, and get to arranging a date?

Especially for dummies: this thread was posted after this one appeared -
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...insurance.html

[TheFaQQer]

She would, but just the one.

But it wooden work.


IGMC

[snaw]

First question that may reveal a lot and answer lot's of the other questions is how did you meet her, and get to arranging a date?

[DBA_bloke]

Besides, if the divorce went wrong she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.





IGMC

She would, but just the one.

[Zorba]

Heather Mills? I'd cancel if I was you. You have to question the character of anybody coming out with that stuff before a date

Besides, if the divorce went wrong she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.





IGMC

[shaunbhoy]

LOL people, you take things too seriously - looks like only old dog Spod has got sence of humour

Well obviously this bint has one..........and a rather bizarre one at that if she is contemplating any sort of liaison with you AtW.

[sasguru]

LOL people, you take things too seriously - looks like only old dog Spod has got sence of humour

I refer you to my previous post ...

[AtW]

LOL people, you take things too seriously - looks like only old dog Spod has got sence of humour