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    #21
    LOL people, you take things too seriously - looks like only old dog Spod has got sence of humour

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      #22
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      LOL people, you take things too seriously - looks like only old dog Spod has got sence of humour
      I refer you to my previous post ...
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #23
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        LOL people, you take things too seriously - looks like only old dog Spod has got sence of humour
        Well obviously this bint has one..........and a rather bizarre one at that if she is contemplating any sort of liaison with you AtW.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #24
          Originally posted by mace View Post
          Heather Mills? I'd cancel if I was you. You have to question the character of anybody coming out with that stuff before a date
          Besides, if the divorce went wrong she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.





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            #25
            Originally posted by Zorba View Post
            Besides, if the divorce went wrong she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.





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            She would, but just the one.

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              #26
              First question that may reveal a lot and answer lot's of the other questions is how did you meet her, and get to arranging a date?
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #27
                Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
                She would, but just the one.
                But it wooden work.


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                  #28
                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  First question that may reveal a lot and answer lot's of the other questions is how did you meet her, and get to arranging a date?
                  Especially for dummies: this thread was posted after this one appeared -
                  http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...insurance.html

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Especially for dummies: this thread was posted after this one appeared -
                    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...insurance.html
                    Far too subtle for round here.
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                      Well obviously this bint has one..........and a rather bizarre one at that if she is contemplating any sort of liaison with you AtW.
                      Ok, here is the answer explained in detail for the dense Scots twats amongst the audience.

                      Firstly, a thread was started explaining that a certain persons wife had requested that a Life Inurance policy be taken out on said persons life. This policy to pay a large lump sum on the eventual death of the insured.

                      Certain comments were made about being careful and that said wife would probably end up bumping off said insured.

                      Secondly, we have AtW starting this thread. Very clever I think too. Obviously too clever for the left footed scots amongst us.

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