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    #11
    Neither.. went skiing and broke my arm... went snowboarding and broke my ass. I want to flatten the next ass wipe who describes snow as 'powdery'.. it aint.. its concrete.

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      #12
      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
      Not keen on skies?
      Don't mind them, just have more fun on a board personally - skies are gerat for sheer speed, and getting around but for sheer variety of way's to enjoy yourself then it's hard to beat a board, IMO.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #13
        Originally posted by tay View Post
        Neither.. went skiing and broke my arm... went snowboarding and broke my ass. I want to flatten the next ass wipe who describes snow as 'powdery'.. it aint.. its concrete.
        How can you break your ass? Split cheek or what?
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #14
          Snowboarders are girly wimps (of either sex) who don't like going too fast.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Snowboarders are girly wimps (of either sex) who don't like going too fast.
            But going backwards is so much more fun!
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              tulipe on both, but tuliper on boards.

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                #17
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Snowboarders are girly wimps (of either sex) who don't like going too fast.
                Is that right - funny cause most of the people in my experience with cojones are riding. And as for going to fast - I've heard that from many skiers, but when it comes to the crunch I've only ever came across a couple that could beat me top to bottom of a mountain.
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #18
                  How can you break your ass? Split cheek or what?

                  Feel on my ass really hard, no bones down there, but there is a cartiledge or something.. I chipped some of that off... couldnt sit straight for a month. Made me look I was gay and had had waaaaay to good a weekend.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    I've only ever came across a couple that could beat me top to bottom of a mountain.
                    i'm willing to bet SallyAnne would be more than happy to beat you , on a mountain or otherwise... so i've heard
                    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                      #20
                      Depends if she was late for her dinner or not
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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