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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Sounds about right in my, admittedly limited, experience.

    Except not many half-pissed on the slopes though.
    I knew I was right!

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    Skiing and Snowboarding: The Real Truth.


    Semi-pissed numpties ascending then descending snowy hillsides on posh planks of wood, hoping against hope to be noticed. Then off to the tragically naff huts to top-up their booze levels and attempt to cop-off with similar sad examples. And the same, every day, for the next week, or so. All accomplished by spending bundles on the "right" gear, airfares, hotels, etc.

    Finally a few days back home w*nking themselves into a coma when they gleefully recall their endeavours. Comedy of the highest calibre.
    Sounds about right in my, admittedly limited, experience.

    Except not many half-pissed on the slopes though.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Is that your small boner?
    Yes, it's the one that points towards my arse.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Where's the "None, I drive a Porsche as a second car, own a motor-boat and have a quarter share in a helipcopter" option?

    So you have inherent need to feel enclosed when going fast?

    Hmmm interesting.

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  • Churchill
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    Where's the "None, I drive a Porsche as a second car, own a motor-boat and have a quarter share in a helipcopter" option?

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  • shelby68
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    I can't say "Rad", "Awesome" or "EXTREME!!!" enough to be a border, that and I don't have the fashion sense.

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I pity the fool.
    Meds worn off again? Nurse!

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    ye wat da fk is dis! j/k mds we luv u lds
    u x

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    OMG mods u r noobs. lol.
    ye wat da fk is dis! j/k mds we luv u lds

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    ****** on sticks?

    EDIT: you can't say p r i c k s ? OMG CENSORSHIP!
    OMG mods u r noobs. lol.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    I am exercising my right as a CUK member to judge without evidence or experience. But I'm still right, though.
    I pity the fool.

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    You've no idea, have you.
    I am exercising my right as a CUK member to judge without evidence or experience. But I'm still right, though.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    Skiing and Snowboarding: The Real Truth.


    Semi-pissed numpties ascending then descending snowy hillsides on posh planks of wood, hoping against hope to be noticed. Then off to the tragically naff huts to top-up their booze levels and attempt to cop-off with similar sad examples. And the same, every day, for the next week, or so. All accomplished by spending bundles on the "right" gear, airfares, hotels, etc.

    Finally a few days back home w*nking themselves into a coma when they gleefully recall their endeavours. Comedy of the highest calibre.
    You've no idea, have you.

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  • DBA_bloke
    replied
    Skiing and Snowboarding: The Real Truth.


    Semi-pissed numpties ascending then descending snowy hillsides on posh planks of wood, hoping against hope to be noticed. Then off to the tragically naff huts to top-up their booze levels and attempt to cop-off with similar sad examples. And the same, every day, for the next week, or so. All accomplished by spending bundles on the "right" gear, airfares, hotels, etc.

    Finally a few days back home w*nking themselves into a coma when they gleefully recall their endeavours. Comedy of the highest calibre.

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  • gingerjedi
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    I had every intention of boarding the first time I went on a snow holiday but for some reason I tried skiing first and have never looked back, I am now too old to start going through the pain of learning something new.

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