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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostSkiing and Snowboarding: The Real Truth.
Semi-pissed numpties ascending then descending snowy hillsides on posh planks of wood, hoping against hope to be noticed. Then off to the tragically naff huts to top-up their booze levels and attempt to cop-off with similar sad examples. And the same, every day, for the next week, or so. All accomplished by spending bundles on the "right" gear, airfares, hotels, etc.
Finally a few days back home w*nking themselves into a coma when they gleefully recall their endeavours. Comedy of the highest calibre.
Except not many half-pissed on the slopes though.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIs that your small boner?
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhere's the "None, I drive a Porsche as a second car, own a motor-boat and have a quarter share in a helipcopter" option?
So you have inherent need to feel enclosed when going fast?
Hmmm interesting.
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Where's the "None, I drive a Porsche as a second car, own a motor-boat and have a quarter share in a helipcopter" option?
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I can't say "Rad", "Awesome" or "EXTREME!!!" enough to be a border, that and I don't have the fashion sense.
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOMG mods u r noobs. lol.
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostSkiing and Snowboarding: The Real Truth.
Semi-pissed numpties ascending then descending snowy hillsides on posh planks of wood, hoping against hope to be noticed. Then off to the tragically naff huts to top-up their booze levels and attempt to cop-off with similar sad examples. And the same, every day, for the next week, or so. All accomplished by spending bundles on the "right" gear, airfares, hotels, etc.
Finally a few days back home w*nking themselves into a coma when they gleefully recall their endeavours. Comedy of the highest calibre.
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Skiing and Snowboarding: The Real Truth.
Semi-pissed numpties ascending then descending snowy hillsides on posh planks of wood, hoping against hope to be noticed. Then off to the tragically naff huts to top-up their booze levels and attempt to cop-off with similar sad examples. And the same, every day, for the next week, or so. All accomplished by spending bundles on the "right" gear, airfares, hotels, etc.
Finally a few days back home w*nking themselves into a coma when they gleefully recall their endeavours. Comedy of the highest calibre.
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I had every intention of boarding the first time I went on a snow holiday but for some reason I tried skiing first and have never looked back, I am now too old to start going through the pain of learning something new.
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