Back in the van, cretins. Time to go back to the asylum.
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OK SB, let's drive this loony back to his padded room.....Originally posted by sasguru View PostBack in the van, cretins. Time to go back to the asylum.
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Stunningly cutting sg. How can we compete with such acerbic perfection?Originally posted by sasguru View PostBack in the van, cretins. Time to go back to the asylum.
You truly are a wag!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Yes it's a fine site. Totally lost on Tweedledum and Twiddledee above though, as they're too busy pulling each other off.Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostThanks, I shall inspect them later.
Hard Brexit now!
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While you bounce around your cell with that jacket that zips up the back....Originally posted by sasguru View PostYes it's a fine site. Totally lost on Tweedledum and Twiddledee above though, as they're too busy pulling each other off.
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Some of us don't have to surf to see bristols sg. If you weren't such a rocket-polishing billy-no-mates you'd have access to the real thing too. But for now, have fun choking your chicken!Originally posted by sasguru View PostYes it's a fine site. Totally lost on Tweedledum and Twiddledee above though, as they're too busy pulling each other off.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostSome of us don't have to surf to see bristols sg. If you weren't such a rocket-polishing billy-no-mates you'd have access to the real thing too. But for now, have fun choking your chicken!


I have to say SB you do brighten up a dull day...Hard Brexit now!
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No he doesn't, he's a boring gobtulipe.Originally posted by sasguru View Post
I have to say SB you do brighten up a dull day...
I think you'll find he's the one with no mates.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostNo he doesn't, he's a boring gobtulipe.
I think you'll find he's the one with no mates.

Whereas you have LOTS of mates..............at the lodge............not least of them being the goat!!
Come on salty.........tell us all about your time in the Sea Scouts!

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