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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou have to remember a lot of the guys on here can't understand what their wife is saying other than "Velly Hapee Mr <insert name>"
That's the best thing you ever posted.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Damp Cave View PostAhh Marriage, the institution of, a damn fine one at that. I should inform you that Mrs Cave and I are blissfully happy, and thank you for your interest. It warms my heart that all of geeksville is full of similarly happy contract type people.Comment
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17 (22) some good, some great; kids are an amazing thing but life is never the same afterwards. pootling along.Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostMarriage isn't a word...it's a sentence.
Have you tried getting some help?Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostAh is that what happened to you?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou have to remember a lot of the guys on here can't understand what their wife is saying other than "Velly Hapee Mr <insert name>"
I seem to be allergic to any kind of commitment. Probably because most of my friends have got married then split up. It's painted a horrible picture for me and the thought of it now frightens me to death.
The wife of my closest friend threw the iron down one evening and decided she'd had enough and was off. He was quite cut up about that. To make matters worse, she'd only ironed half of his shirt.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYep. And the sex is better than ever.The pope is a tard.Comment
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I am perfectly happily married after 16 years, and 7 years cohabiting previously.
Whether Mrs ASB is happily married is of course a different thingComment
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