I reckon most married men have affairs, and probably 50% of married women.
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
So who are the other 50% of married men having affairs with, each otherOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostI reckon most married men have affairs, and probably 50% of married women.
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostSo who are the other 50% of married men having affairs with, each other
Is it in the vows thou shalt not commit adultery unless with other married people?
Sounds good this marriage larkThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Puss are you married ?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSounds good this marriage larkFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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No I'm trespassing
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Tee hee! A fantastic parry, Baggy. How DO you do it?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYes, that's why your wife is happyComment
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I did have one after his 2nd affair, thought it would make me feel better but it didn't I felt rubbish!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou mean you had affairs you weren't aware of? Weird.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostTee hee! A fantastic parry, Baggy. How DO you do it?
I've got the SASguru pocketbook of quips
Not very Bright are ye!
Clearly
Your mum
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HTHThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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