After a period of consultation, I think the only option is to spend vast sums of cash and hand it to one of the consultancies who have a track record in consistantly delivering high quality IT related solutions - I'm thinking EDS here, and issue all ladybirds with biometric id cards detailing such things as number of spots, location of spots and shade of redness. Only that will prevent illegal ladybirds from taking advantage of our goodwill, free greenfly and glourious climate.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostAfter a period of consultation, I think the only option is to spend vast sums of cash and hand it to one of the consultancies who have a track record in consistantly delivering high quality IT related solutions - I'm thinking EDS here, and issue all ladybirds with biometric id cards detailing such things as number of spots, location of spots and shade of redness. Only that will prevent illegal ladybirds from taking advantage of our goodwill, free greenfly and glourious climate."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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but you believe that I was seriously suggesting id cards for ladybirds though!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Postbut you believe that I was seriously suggesting id cards for ladybirds though!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Ok Wipro it is thenRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Hello I'm wondering if you would be interested in changing your ladybird ID card providings to another ladybird ID card providings, a providings which provides much cheapness in the ladybird ID providings.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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