Students are rubbish at drinking

[Swiss Tony]

Yeesh, reminds me of my uni days when we had a visiting kiwi rugby team. The proceeded to do facial tequila shots: lemon in your eyes, salt up the nose and then drink ….

Looked a bloody mess after a few shots …….

Never snorted vodka though, I have a hard enough time drinking the stuff

[Moscow Mule]

Fruit? Where do you think you are, your granny's yacht?!

They dont come with fruit in Newacstle

You are a phillistine and I claim my 5 pounds

The fruit is the best bit of a punch - soaked in vodka/rum for at least 24 hours, you body still thinks it's fruit and therefore processes it faster than neat alcohol.

[wobbegong]

Fruit? Where do you think you are, your granny's yacht?!

They dont come with fruit in Newacstle

Punch without fruit??? Good God, I'll bet you don't serve your caviar with a mother-of-pearl spoon, either!

[DaveB]

Fruit? Where do you think you are, your granny's yacht?!

They dont come with fruit in Newacstle

No fruit, but they do tend to forget to take the goldfish out

[TheFaQQer]

No fruit, but they do tend to forget to take the goldfish out

It would be cruel to leave the fish just swimming in Newcy Brown.