Pimps in the lift

[NickFitz]

Liar, liar pants on fire. I can smell a backtrack a mile off.

On the contrary, I'm always very polite even with people who annoy me. Six years in the pub trade gave me an inexhaustible supply of patience with irritating drunks; pushy pimps I can tolerate till the cows come home.

[Spartacus]

On the contrary, I'm always very polite even with people who annoy me. Six years in the pub trade gave me an inexhaustible supply of patience with irritating drunks; pushy pimps I can tolerate till the cows come home.

In that case I'll have a pint of best please. Get yourself a half a lager shandy with lime - no, I insist, it's a treat on me.

[NickFitz]

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