I could lend you a large trampoline if you like - just be sure to wash it afterwards.
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I dont think my lad would go for that - he might get the wrong hole on the bounce!Originally posted by realityhack View PostI could lend you a large trampoline if you like - just be sure to wash it afterwards.
Oh balls - this is going ot end up in light relief now isn't it..and here was me hoping for a sticky!The pope is a tard.Comment
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London is a big place. Could you narrow it down a bit please?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostLondonComment
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Mods - any chance of deleting the light smut in the last few posts and making this, er, sticky? (oh now I've gone and done it again, sorry, delete this too!)Comment
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I'm sure you'll get a sticky.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI dont think my lad would go for that - he might get the wrong hole on the bounce!
Oh balls - this is going ot end up in light relief now isn't it..and here was me hoping for a sticky!
And another £80 on the dirty calculator won't hurt (much)Comment
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Somewhere central so everyone's happy?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostLondon is a big place. Could you narrow it down a bit please?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Yeah we can pick a central pub closer to the time.Originally posted by Jog On View PostSomewhere central so everyone's happy?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Punch & Judy in Covent Garden? That always used to be a rocking kind of place. With live entertainment if we get bored of talking to each other in person.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostYeah we can pick a central pub closer to the time.Comment
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Congrats SA you're Godlike like.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostYeah we can pick a central pub closer to the time."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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