Fit birds over 40...

[Churchill]

My personal favourite is : Monica Bellucci

Linky

WS!!!

[DBA_bloke]

My gorgeous wife... phew, wot a scorcher!

[Churchill]

My gorgeous wife... phew, wot a scorcher!

She's looking over your shoulder, isn't she?

She's alright, but I've had better.

Does she still do that thing with her teeth?

[Troll]

My gorgeous wife... phew, wot a scorcher!

Agreed... your gorgeous wife.... scorcher

[Troll]

My personal favourite is : Monica Bellucci

Linky

is that safe?

[DBA_bloke]

Agreed... your gorgeous wife.... scorcher

Naughty!

[Churchill]

is that safe?

Yup, sorry. should've stipulated in my original mail.

[DBA_bloke]

She's looking over your shoulder, isn't she?

She's alright, but I've had better.

Does she still do that thing with her teeth?

You animal! You dog! Er, this isn't a very good angry retort, is it?

[DBA_bloke]

My personal favourite is : Monica Bellucci

Linky

WS!!!

She played the wife of the Merilvingian in The Matrix. I was disappointed that "Merv" wasn't in the last Matrix a bit more - I thought the character had more to offer.

[Churchill]

You animal! You dog! Er, this isn't a very good angry retort, is it?

You could've tried "You son of a bitch..."

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