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DBA_bloke replied

21 September 2007, 10:11
Paradoxically, her dad doesn't look like her dad - since he lost those few tons of blubber.
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Muttley08 replied

21 September 2007, 10:07
Nigella's let herself go a bit...

That Rachael Allen bird is quite fit though not sure how old she is (looks about 40) - think I'm just attracted to women who can cook nice food...
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BoredBloke replied

21 September 2007, 09:33
"I can't look at her without thinking of her dad. "

I have the same issue with her. She looks a bit like her dad which would be contraceptive enough for me.
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Troll replied

21 September 2007, 09:08
Originally posted by al_cam View Post

Nigella Lawson

Slapper... fancy taking up with a fancy man so soon after her husband died.... actually the Indian practice of wimmin imolating themselves on hubbies funeral pyre is perhaps not such a bad thing
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Old Greg replied

21 September 2007, 09:01
Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post

I can't look at her without thinking of her dad.

There's no accounting for taste.
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wendigo100 replied

21 September 2007, 09:00
Originally posted by al_cam View Post

Nigella Lawson

I can't look at her without thinking of her dad.
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al_cam replied

21 September 2007, 08:26
Nigella Lawson
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Troll replied

21 September 2007, 08:13
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Terri Hatcher

piccies are blocked here... but TH was rumored to have gone under the knife recently.... anyway she's now displaced in my affections by Jennifer Love Hewitt... pwoarrrr

GW is a crap programme but great flimsy dresses & cleavage ...
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Jog On replied

21 September 2007, 08:07
Terri Hatcher
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DBA_bloke replied

21 September 2007, 07:18
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

They're gorgeous. Full, erotic, sexy...

Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Actually, I do. I'd better go and clean up...

You dirty dog! Dirty!
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Churchill replied

21 September 2007, 07:13
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Her lips (upper, UPPER!) seem a bit odd, though.

They're gorgeous. Full, erotic, sexy...

Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Actually, I do. I'd better go and clean up...
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DBA_bloke replied

21 September 2007, 07:12
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I think Monica has a lot to offer...

Her lips (upper, UPPER!) seem a bit odd, though.
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Churchill replied

21 September 2007, 07:10
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

She played the wife of the Merilvingian in The Matrix. I was disappointed that "Merv" wasn't in the last Matrix a bit more - I thought the character had more to offer.

I think Monica has a lot to offer...

Also, if you check your French "history", particularly the more shall we say "esoteric" side, you'll find out who the Merovingians were...
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Churchill replied

21 September 2007, 07:09
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

You animal! You dog! Er, this isn't a very good angry retort, is it?

You could've tried "You son of a bitch..."

igmc...
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DBA_bloke replied

21 September 2007, 07:09
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

My personal favourite is : Monica Bellucci

Linky

WS!!!

She played the wife of the Merilvingian in The Matrix. I was disappointed that "Merv" wasn't in the last Matrix a bit more - I thought the character had more to offer.
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