Oh come on. Anyone here would have done the same to have a chance of getting on YouTube. I is a celebrity innit?
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I blame his parents.Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostWas it Mark, then? He's getting worse.Comment
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The scrote got 3 years and his appeal against sentence was denied.
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/lo...al-bid-3736464
So I assume he got out in 18 months.Last edited by zeitghost; 6 March 2017, 10:49.Comment
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Prison ships are a great idea. Fill 'em to the gunwales and sink 'em. Maybe combine each sinking with the National Lottery results programme? Better than princess Winton's tired old act.Originally posted by FCSimmo View PostMy mate sat next to me is advocating prison ships... personally I think they'd cost too much to maintain and secure. Surely a hebridian island with a very large wall manned by men with large guns and a penchant for shooting anything that moves would suffice?Comment
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Island with a few of these puppies guarding the perimeter
http://www.thesentrygun.com/
Given a sufficient number of CCTV cameras, we could have a format for next years Big Brother."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Load them on a prison ship, then when it's full send it on a one way trip to Australia. Problem solved.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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That's been tried; they end up back here contracting.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostLoad them on a prison ship, then when it's full send it on a one way trip to Australia. Problem solved.Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostLoad them on a prison ship, then when it's full send it on a one way trip to Australia. Problem solved.
I'm just off out to hit a big issue seller. Anyone want anything from *$.
*$ = ???????????Comment
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My favourite line in that article: "First of all: Thank you everyone who has emailed me for your encouragement and support in this. You are really the ones who have convinced me to move forward with this project."!!!!!Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIsland with a few of these puppies guarding the perimeter
http://www.thesentrygun.com/
Given a sufficient number of CCTV cameras, we could have a format for next years Big Brother.
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I'll just have a straight coffee, none of that frapachinolatte rubbishOriginally posted by RightLaugh View PostI'm just off out to hit a big issue seller. Anyone want anything from *$.
*$ = ???????????
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