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there's a lot of it about.Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostI'm speechless: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7002627.stm
Did'nt South Sfrica do that to England in the rugby?
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What about a prison planet/moon, like in the third (and very dull) Alien movie?Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhat? haven't you seen the movies? some claude van whatsit or other will get sentenced in error and will lead a violent break-out using a toothpick and a piece of chewing gumwrapper. then where will we be eh?
i will tell you - he will lead a personal vendetta against key posters of cuk. violent death will result! i could say we are doomed but others are better at that than me.
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what? haven't you seen the movies? some claude van whatsit or other will get sentenced in error and will lead a violent break-out using a toothpick and a piece of chewing gumwrapper. then where will we be eh?Originally posted by FCSimmo View PostMy mate sat next to me is advocating prison ships... personally I think they'd cost too much to maintain and secure. Surely a hebridian island with a very large wall manned by men with large guns and a penchant for shooting anything that moves would suffice?
i will tell you - he will lead a personal vendetta against key posters of cuk. violent death will result! i could say we are doomed but others are better at that than me.
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Well, what do you expect from the towns-folk that hung a monkey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger
Evil blighters.
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Nice idea but that would be akin to ethnic cleansing which although aimed towards the "greater good" I beleive this is exactly how Hitler started his ilustrious career... mind you, you would be basing your cleansing scheme on criminality, stupidity and uselesness rather than purely race, which is slightly more acceptable to folk of the liberal persuasion...
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Originally posted by fzbucks View PostI'll just have a straight coffee, none of that frapachinolatte rubbish
Homophobe - what's wrong with gay coffee?
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My favourite line in that article: "First of all: Thank you everyone who has emailed me for your encouragement and support in this. You are really the ones who have convinced me to move forward with this project."!!!!!Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIsland with a few of these puppies guarding the perimeter
http://www.thesentrygun.com/
Given a sufficient number of CCTV cameras, we could have a format for next years Big Brother.
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostLoad them on a prison ship, then when it's full send it on a one way trip to Australia. Problem solved.
I'm just off out to hit a big issue seller. Anyone want anything from *$.
*$ = ???????????
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Load them on a prison ship, then when it's full send it on a one way trip to Australia. Problem solved.
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Island with a few of these puppies guarding the perimeter
http://www.thesentrygun.com/
Given a sufficient number of CCTV cameras, we could have a format for next years Big Brother.
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Prison ships are a great idea. Fill 'em to the gunwales and sink 'em. Maybe combine each sinking with the National Lottery results programme? Better than princess Winton's tired old act.Originally posted by FCSimmo View PostMy mate sat next to me is advocating prison ships... personally I think they'd cost too much to maintain and secure. Surely a hebridian island with a very large wall manned by men with large guns and a penchant for shooting anything that moves would suffice?
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