...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?
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The other night I had a dream...
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Only if you enjoyed it (in the dream)."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Male or female?Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?
Was it a/the cross-dressing dwarf?Comment
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Definitely a lady.Originally posted by Churchill View PostMale or female?
Was it a/the cross-dressing dwarf?Comment
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I had a dream about Jessica Alba the other night. That was f'in awesome!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Do you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Better still, go commando!Originally posted by _V_ View PostDo you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.
dib dib dib!Comment
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Depends.Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?
Was she comatose?Comment
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Only if she is called Susan or ChristineOriginally posted by Moose423956 View Post...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?Comment
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Depends. Male or female?Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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