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Previously on "The other night I had a dream..."

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  • wobbegong
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    Handy for a game of post coital 'join-the-dots', I suppose.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by OrangeHopper View Post
    Mine comes quite nicely
    Too much detail.

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  • OrangeHopper
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    . . . and don't forget the pastey-white skin and freckles.

    Mine comes quite nicely coloured and without the freckles. The temper however is a downer.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by OrangeHopper View Post
    Ah, the fire and the passion of a true red-head.
    . . . and don't forget the pastey-white skin and freckles.

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  • OrangeHopper
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    Ah, the fire and the passion of a true red-head.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    (Tenuous, but I'm going for it.)

    Simply Red: Holding Back The Deers.

    Nice one.

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    This morning Mick Hucknell has reported waking up to find an antler in his bed and he has a sore backside
    (Tenuous, but I'm going for it.)

    Simply Red: Holding Back The Deers.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    This morning Mick Hucknell has reported waking up to find an antler in his bed and he has a sore backside

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    No.

    It was El Duder

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  • BA to the Stars
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    This morning Mick Hucknell has reported waking up to find an antler in his bed and he has a sore backside

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    He also says "tulip not upon thy own doorstep, lest thou get thy legs broken, even into little pieces and live to regret the agony thereof".
    Sound advice.

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  • King Cnvt
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    The neighbour's wife is a red-head, and fit as a butcher's dog.
    As the good Lord says "Love they neighbour, but don't get caught."

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  • SandyDown
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    Moose, why don't you go back to playing the guitar, take it easy- this too shall pass

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  • Moose423956
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    So many questions.

    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Only if you enjoyed it (in the dream).
    Yes, I enjoyed it. I woke up just in time, if you see what I mean.

    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    Do you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.
    The neighbour's wife is a red-head, and fit as a butcher's dog.

    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Only if she is called Susan or Christine
    Who are they? Friends of yours? Do you have their phone numbers? Do they like mooses?

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Is person (b) a red head?
    Well remembered. Not as far as I know.

    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Was it Hazel Blears?
    http://www.hazelblears.labour.co.uk/...052/ACFC4B.jpg

    mm, bet you'd like to give her a red ministerial box.
    Are you trying to make me ill?


    I'll let you know if it happens again.

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  • threaded
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    I prefer red-heads (female).

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