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Previously on "The other night I had a dream..."
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Originally posted by wobbegong View Post. . . and don't forget the pastey-white skin and freckles.
Mine comes quite nicely coloured and without the freckles. The temper however is a downer.
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This morning Mick Hucknell has reported waking up to find an antler in his bed and he has a sore backside
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Originally posted by zeitghostHe also says "tulip not upon thy own doorstep, lest thou get thy legs broken, even into little pieces and live to regret the agony thereof".
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The neighbour's wife is a red-head, and fit as a butcher's dog.
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Moose, why don't you go back to playing the guitar, take it easy- this too shall pass
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So many questions.
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostOnly if you enjoyed it (in the dream).
Originally posted by _V_ View PostDo you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.
Originally posted by Lucy View PostOnly if she is called Susan or Christine
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIs person (b) a red head?
Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostWas it Hazel Blears?
http://www.hazelblears.labour.co.uk/...052/ACFC4B.jpg
mm, bet you'd like to give her a red ministerial box.
I'll let you know if it happens again.
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