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The other night I had a dream...
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Was it Hazel Blears?
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mm, bet you'd like to give her a red ministerial box.Comment
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I prefer red-heads (female).Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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So many questions.
Yes, I enjoyed it. I woke up just in time, if you see what I mean.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostOnly if you enjoyed it (in the dream).
The neighbour's wife is a red-head, and fit as a butcher's dog.Originally posted by _V_ View PostDo you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.
Who are they? Friends of yours? Do you have their phone numbers? Do they like mooses?Originally posted by Lucy View PostOnly if she is called Susan or Christine
Well remembered. Not as far as I know.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIs person (b) a red head?
Are you trying to make me ill?Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostWas it Hazel Blears?
http://www.hazelblears.labour.co.uk/...052/ACFC4B.jpg
mm, bet you'd like to give her a red ministerial box.
I'll let you know if it happens again.Comment
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As the good Lord says "Love they neighbour, but don't get caught."The neighbour's wife is a red-head, and fit as a butcher's dog.Comment
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Sound advice.Originally posted by zeitghostHe also says "tulip not upon thy own doorstep, lest thou get thy legs broken, even into little pieces and live to regret the agony thereof".Comment
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This morning Mick Hucknell has reported waking up to find an antler in his bed and he has a sore backsideComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo.
It was El Duder
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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