Originally posted by Moscow Mule
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Anyone ever seen a ghost?
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post"Anyone ever seen a ghost?"
No, of course not: they don't exist. A bit like unicorns, pixies, elves and honest pimps. Enid Blyton has a lot to answer for."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by King Cnvt View PostYou think putting your Grandma in the washing machine is funny do you? ****"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I don't believe in ghosts either, but we appear to have had a spirit visit our house last Thursday. Very very weird feeling and no one in the house is comfortable with this any more.Comment
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We had a load of odd things happen in a 6 week period after the previous owner of our farm popped his clogs. It went on until his wife moved out of the area. Things like lights switching themselves on etcRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostBurn 'im, burn 'im...
Next thing you know he'll be saying that Giant Alien Lizards don't exist & I'll disappear in a puff of smoke...Comment
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postremember to include "God" in that list next time.Comment
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostWhere did the Universe come from, then? eBay?Comment
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