This week I am mostly worried about...

[Troll]

Had to vote for Bird Flu as my bird has got the flu which means I have to cook my own dinner tonight.

Can't the selfish bint get her mum/sister to come round and cook for you?

[Old Greg]

Flubster and Troll - you;ve cheered me up this morning, you terrible people.

[Flubster]

Can't the selfish bint get her mum/sister to come round and cook for you?

Good call! But I think I'd prefer a take out tonight. I'll get her to call it through so it's ready for when I get in.

[The Lone Gunman]

Can't the selfish bint get her mum/sister to come round and cook for you?

Make sure her mum/sister isnt visiting her too, you don't want them to transfer the flu by proxy now do you?

[Flubster]

Make sure her mum/sister isnt visiting her too, you don't want them to transfer the flu by proxy now do you?

I'll set up an exclusion zone round my place. I don't want Mrs F's relatives nicking any of the Flubster heirlooms whilst she lies dieing in bed...

[FiveTimes]

I'll set up an exclusion zone round my place. I don't want Mrs F's relatives nicking any of the Flubster heirlooms whilst she lies dieing in bed...

Or the takeaway

[scooterscot]

Where is the option, I'm not worried I don't live in the UK?

[King Cnvt]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6995667.stm

I'm now worried about the hole in the ozone layer.

[wobbegong]

Can't the selfish bint get her mum/sister to come round and cook for you?

Or that lithe blonde friend of hers from the gym. Maybe she could keep you company too, and help you see off those bottles of red.

Just a thought.

[Flubster]

Or that lithe blonde friend of hers from the gym. Maybe she could keep you company too, and help you see off those bottles of red.

Just a thought.

I might as well save the hassle of cleaning up (there I go again, thinking of Mrs F) and just do all this at the gym tonight anyway. Get a workout, a different type of workout, shower and glass of wine before I get home to earache...