Reply to: This week I am mostly worried about...

[DBA_bloke]

I wouldn't let that fully lagged boiler or her unsupported wabs anywhere near my prize blooms.

You would, though!

[Chugnut]

Claim To Fame Alert!!!

I once dined with someone who used to have their garden tended by Ms. Dimmock! It's stories like this that can get a party into full swing.

I wouldn't let that fully lagged boiler or her unsupported wabs anywhere near my prize blooms.

[DBA_bloke]

Sounds like an excellent product. After all, Charlie Dimmock's attractiveness is inversely proportionate to the light on offer.

Claim To Fame Alert!!!

I once dined with someone who used to have their garden tended by Ms. Dimmock! It's stories like this that can get a party into full swing.

[Chugnut]

My biggest worry this week is my recently purchased garden lights.

They are from the Charlie Dimmock range, and, so far, appear to make the garden darker at night. Charlie Dimmock? Charlie Dimlit, more like.

Sounds like an excellent product. After all, Charlie Dimmock's attractiveness is inversely proportionate to the light on offer.

[lilelvis2000]

None of the above: I'm worried about my collegues who all get notified tomorrow who is going and who stays.

Otherwise: I'm worried that my train will once again be cancelled and I'll have to take a circuitous route which adds 1hr to my travel time, and my wife will have to come and collect me and take me to where my car is parked.

[DBA_bloke]

My biggest worry this week is my recently purchased garden lights.

They are from the Charlie Dimmock range, and, so far, appear to make the garden darker at night. Charlie Dimmock? Charlie Dimlit, more like.

[DaveB]

No, he planned to tax birds and they got sick

I thought it was a Bird Flu tax to ensure that no eastern european immigrant birds started coming over here for treatment every time they get a sniffle.

[Andy2]

All except Bird Flu

No, he planned to tax birds and they got sick

[KathyWoolfe]

That is what the Golden Brown option is for isn't it?

All except Bird Flu

[The Lone Gunman]

I want to vote for ALL of them

That is what the Golden Brown option is for isn't it?

[KathyWoolfe]

I want to vote for ALL of them

[Flubster]

Or that lithe blonde friend of hers from the gym. Maybe she could keep you company too, and help you see off those bottles of red.

Just a thought.

I might as well save the hassle of cleaning up (there I go again, thinking of Mrs F) and just do all this at the gym tonight anyway. Get a workout, a different type of workout, shower and glass of wine before I get home to earache...

[wobbegong]

Can't the selfish bint get her mum/sister to come round and cook for you?

Or that lithe blonde friend of hers from the gym. Maybe she could keep you company too, and help you see off those bottles of red.

Just a thought.

[King Cnvt]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6995667.stm

I'm now worried about the hole in the ozone layer.

[scooterscot]

Where is the option, I'm not worried I don't live in the UK?