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Problems Solved - The Doctor is in.

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    Problems Solved - The Doctor is in.

    Please tell me your problems and I will offer my best and kind solution.

    L

    #2
    Dear Doc,

    This forum I frequent seems to have been hijacked by an airhead female who constantly posts trivia. What can I do to make her stop?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      I have a pain in my neck. I looked it up on the web, and it said "Churchill". Can you help?

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Dear Doc,

        This forum I frequent seems to have been hijacked by an airhead female who constantly posts trivia. What can I do to make her stop?

        Remember sas, you cannot control anyone, only your reactions to them.

        Treat everyone with tolerence, patience and kindness sas, and your worries will be over.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
          I have a pain in my neck. I looked it up on the web, and it said "Churchill". Can you help?
          Churchill just needs some love.

          Your neck might need a massage, have you asked Churchill?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Lucy View Post
            Treat everyone with tolerence, patience and kindness sas,
            Bah humbug! Do angels play harps at the bottom of your garden, too?


            I would keep my day job if I were you.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Bah humbug! Do angels play harps at the bottom of your garden, too?


              I would keep my day job if I were you.

              I haven't seen any.

              I have no day job, resting until the end of the year, so I will be able to help you with your dilemmas until then.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                I haven't seen any.

                I have no day job, resting until the end of the year, so I will be able to help you with your dilemmas until then.
                get a job ya bum!

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                  #9
                  I'm washed up, on the bench, watching daytime TV. I have no friends and cannot pull. I'm getting old and lead an extremely dull life.

                  It's so bad I even spend my day posting trivia on an Internet site. My life is so pathetic I even tell people what I have for breakfast!

                  I can't even find the hairdressers I am looking for, it's that bad.

                  Is there any hope for me?

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                    #10
                    Dear Dr. Lucy,

                    I find my self repeatedly saying the words "Beachball" and "Bingo" together when I have no idea what to say during lulls in telephone conversations, can you beachball tell me what to do? This problem is driving my wife bingo nuts!

                    ST
                    "Wait, I still function!"

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