Problems Solved - The Doctor is in.

[sasguru]

What did you hear sas?

sas in <<tapping the side of his nose>> mode.

[Churchill]

sas in <<tapping the side of his nose>> mode.

More like : sas in "banging his head against the padded cell door" mode!

[Swiss Tony]

Well, that makes you interesting and unique, I see no need for you to change.

Beachball Bollocks Bingo!

[sasguru]

More like : sas in "banging his head against the padded cell door" mode!

It's my day off - "Integrate into society day" today

[Churchill]

It's my day off - "Integrate into society day" today

It'll never work.

Have you ever thought about a career in politics?

[HarryPearce]

Google says

Please tell me your problems and I will offer my best and kind solution.

L

Problems equate to needs, and putting "Lucy needs" into Google produces as it's first three titles

thespool - #evolt : We're bored, lucy needs gossip

Lucy needs to be bonked | Greyhounds Reach The Beach

lucy needs a haircut on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

[wendigo100]

What did you hear sas?

I thought we'd established that you are a bloke.

[Lucy]

I thought we'd established that you are a bloke.

sas is a bloke, i think.

[wendigo100]

sas is a bloke, i think.

Are you really a girl then?

Y'know, all this time I always had you down as an alter-ego of one of the blokes on here.

[Lucy]

Are you really a girl then?

Y'know, all this time I always had you down as an alter-ego of one of the blokes on here.

I really am a girl. This was sorted ages ago. LB knows all about it.