Have I mentioned I am seeing a new hairdresser today?

[chef]

since we seem to be diarising our life right now, i'm gonna have crunchy nut cornflakes instead of full english for breakfast..

nope, it aint that fun sharing.. i'll stop

[Ruprect]

This is nerve-wracking, I have curly hair and that is problematic, if he tries to cut it wet I am walking out.

Are you talking about your pant beard?

[Troll]

... and I'm going for a dump

[Moose423956]

Zambuk's good for piles.

[DBA_bloke]

I had a satisfying crap in Starbucks (their toilet, not on the floor). Then I ordered a double espresso. Then walked into work. Then did some work. Then wrote this.

I suspect this is not going to be adapted by Richard Curtis and made into a sentimental Brit flick... but you never know.

[DimPrawn]

I had a satisfying crap in Starbucks (their toilet, not on the floor). Then I ordered a double espresso. Then walked into work. Then did some work. Then wrote this.

I suspect this is not going to be adapted by Richard Curtis and made into a sentimental Brit flick... but you never know.

Yeah, like you didn't just rip that from Bridget Jones' Diary...

[Sysman]

This is nerve-wracking, I have curly hair and that is problematic, if he tries to cut it wet I am walking out.

'Tis indeed problematic. When I had curly hair, I wouldn't let the boogers cut it dry.