Reply to: Have I mentioned I am seeing a new hairdresser today?

[Sysman]

This is nerve-wracking, I have curly hair and that is problematic, if he tries to cut it wet I am walking out.

'Tis indeed problematic. When I had curly hair, I wouldn't let the boogers cut it dry.

[DimPrawn]

I had a satisfying crap in Starbucks (their toilet, not on the floor). Then I ordered a double espresso. Then walked into work. Then did some work. Then wrote this.

I suspect this is not going to be adapted by Richard Curtis and made into a sentimental Brit flick... but you never know.

Yeah, like you didn't just rip that from Bridget Jones' Diary...

[DBA_bloke]

I had a satisfying crap in Starbucks (their toilet, not on the floor). Then I ordered a double espresso. Then walked into work. Then did some work. Then wrote this.

I suspect this is not going to be adapted by Richard Curtis and made into a sentimental Brit flick... but you never know.

[Moose423956]

Zambuk's good for piles.

[Troll]

... and I'm going for a dump

[Ruprect]

This is nerve-wracking, I have curly hair and that is problematic, if he tries to cut it wet I am walking out.

Are you talking about your pant beard?

[chef]

since we seem to be diarising our life right now, i'm gonna have crunchy nut cornflakes instead of full english for breakfast..

nope, it aint that fun sharing.. i'll stop

[FiveTimes]

Curly hair girls are more sexy, and have bigger t*ts.

(note that there is only one * in there, not two....)

Maybe Lucy can confirm this ?

[Churchill]

I'm picking up a new tub of pile cream this afternoon if anyone is interested.

Is that for your tatoo's?

[DimPrawn]

If the tub is big enough, you just pull down your pants and sit in it.

[ChimpMaster]

This is nerve-wracking, I have curly hair and that is problematic, if he tries to cut it wet I am walking out.

Curly hair girls are more sexy, and have bigger t*ts.

(note that there is only one * in there, not two....)

[WindyAnna]

You put a big lump of cream on your finger and insert into the relevant orifice, I understand.

[Troll]

I'm picking up a new tub of pile cream this afternoon if anyone is interested.

How do you get the nozzle on a tub?

[_V_]

I'm picking up a new tub of pile cream this afternoon if anyone is interested.

[Troll]

It is becoming more Bridget Jones by the day... is there some compulsion on the part of females to diarise their lives and compel the rest of us to endure the reporting of their trivia? ... I've noticed that the newspapers now seem to be similarly affected.