Hands up! Who owns a gay car here?

[Churchill]

I thought that having a Passat is the first clear symptom of male impotence.

Nope, calling yourself the "Itallion Stallion" is.

Hth.

[Old Greg]

Clearly the most heterosexual car to buy is the one your wife tells you to.

[Churchill]

Clearly the most heterosexual car to buy is the one your wife tells you to.

Yeah, but pink?

[Old Greg]

Yeah, but pink?

But it's only pink spots.

[Zorba]

Clearly the most heterosexual car to buy is the one your wife tells you to.

Superb. I nearly shot tea from my nose. So true, and yet so sad, n'est-ce pas?

[Dark Black]

are you allowed to call cars gay?

Ok... "Top shirt-lifters car of the year"

[gingerjedi]

I always thought that Alfa's were about as masculine as you can get?? So I'm guessing that this one falls at the 'well groomed/men’s health' end of the 'gay spectrum' rather than the Daihatsu Copen which is at the ‘Graham Norton/Heat magazine' end.

[sasguru]

I always thought that Alfa's were about as masculine as you can get?? So I'm guessing that this one falls at the 'well groomed/men’s health' end of the 'gay spectrum' rather than the Daihatsu Copen which is at the ‘Graham Norton/Heat magazine' end.

Old Alfas are masculine. New ones are poncy and built for gays and girls.

[DBA_bloke]

Mine was involved with a fender-bender. Not sure if that counts.

[gingerjedi]

Old Alfas are masculine. New ones are poncy and built for gays and girls.

You could say that about almost all modern mainstream cars these days, I was reading 'Which Car' magazine last night and in the sports car section they highly rated the 'VW Eos' as it was easy to live with but marked down the 'Honda S2000' saying "Not everyone wants a car with a 9000rpm racing engine under the bonnet" Its the sports car section FFS!!