1. Contracting
    1. General
      1. Brexit
    2. Business / Contracts
      1. Coronavirus Assistance
    3. Accounting / Legal
      1. Umbrella Companies
      2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
      3. The Future of Contracting
      4. IR35 Reform
    4. Technical
    5. Welcome / FAQs
  2. Social
    1. Light Relief
    2. Social / Events
  • Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Hands up! Who owns a gay car here?

Collapse
X
21 to 30 of 30 Previous 1 2 3 template Next
Collapse
Reply to Thread
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
21 to 30 of 30 Previous 1 2 3 template Next
    #21
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I was reading 'Which Car' magazine last night and in the sports car section they highly rated the 'VW Eos' as it was easy to live with but marked down the 'Honda S2000' saying "Not everyone wants a car with a 9000rpm racing engine under the bonnet" Its the sports car section FFS!!
    That's why people buy the TT, it looks the part, but drives like a passat.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    Comment

      #22
      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
      I have a 10 year old 4x4...surely not gay....
      is this it?
      http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...VL._AA280_.jpg
      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

      Comment

        #23
        May I again mention VANS? Nobody who is not a 100% REGULAR GUY ever drove a van.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

        Comment

          #24
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
          is this it?
          http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...VL._AA280_.jpg
          Ah, you posting pics of your toy collection? Why exactly?
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

          Comment

            #25
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            is this it?
            http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...VL._AA280_.jpg

            Comment

              #26
              I really need a new car. My policy is that a car gets you from A to B so as long as it starts and stops properly, I don't care what it looks like or what it is. No idea where a 15-year old Cavalier with dents, faded paint and 130,000 miles on the clock fits on the gay scale but it's probably quite high on the penniless chav scale.

              Mind you, if I'd put money towards the car I wouldn't have such a nice set of golf clubs...

              Comment

                #27
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                May I again mention VANS? Nobody who is not a 100% REGULAR GUY ever drove a van.
                Norville Rogers & Freddy Jones plus B.A. Baracus
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

                Comment

                  #28
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Old Alfas are masculine. New ones are poncy and built for gays and girls.
                  I just think Alfa's have moved with the times, it's quite common to see Italian men with pink jumpers draped over their shoulders carrying a manbag these days.

                  Not sure how our resident Italian dresses though??
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

                  Comment

                    #29
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    I just think Alfa's have moved with the times, it's quite common to see Italian men with pink jumpers draped over their shoulders carrying a manbag these days.

                    Not sure how our resident Italian dresses though??
                    Hey, last year pink jumpers were in fashion.
                    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

                    Comment

                      #30
                      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                      I just think Alfa's have moved with the times, it's quite common to see Italian men with pink jumpers draped over their shoulders carrying a manbag these days.

                      Not sure how our resident Italian cross-dresses though??
                      Gingham?

                      Comment

                      Reply to Thread
                      21 to 30 of 30 Previous 1 2 3 template Next

                      Advertisers

                      1. Contracting
                        1. General
                          1. Brexit
                        2. Business / Contracts
                          1. Coronavirus Assistance
                        3. Accounting / Legal
                          1. Umbrella Companies
                          2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
                          3. The Future of Contracting
                          4. IR35 Reform
                        4. Technical
                        5. Welcome / FAQs
                      2. Social
                        1. Light Relief
                        2. Social / Events
                      Working...
                      X