I think i might have pulled

[Lucy]

Hmm, any jobs going there?

Let me do a count of the female population of my office... hmm, I don't even need fingers to count that amount of women... A nice big zero

What? You have no fingers? How do you type?

[Stan]

Chef, strike up conversation at the water cooler, coffee machine, etc.

[xoggoth]

Anyone remotely concerned about personal hygiene must be gay! I am a REAL man, I almost never wash and have very rarely had it up the bottom.

[Old Greg]

Anyone remotely concerned about personal hygiene must be gay! I am a REAL man, I almost never wash and have very rarely had it up the bottom.

If you washed a bit more, you might get some more action.

[Epiphone]

Stick your finger up her bum. If she doesn't call the police you're in.

[daviejones]

there's this woman in the office who has been hanging around my desk more than usual and giving me weird looks recently..

at first i thought she was a nutter and steered well clear of her, but then my mate has just told me she asked if I was gay !!

i mean i look after my personal hygiene more than the average guy but then that isnt hard as a lot in my profession smell pretty bad.

i have the impression she wears some pretty feisty stuff underneath the usual office attire, she's a contractor so she must be fairly well off.. plus i think she's off to china in a short while then some sort of world trip, i dont wanna miss my chance..

so what do i do? any thoughts?

Is she going to Goa? Imay know who that is.....