Disguising hangovers

[swamp]

Drink two pints of water before going to bed. It replaces the liquids you loose because of drinking alcohol; which dehydrates you, brain swells - hence the headache.

Drink two pints of water before going to bed and you'll wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss. Or rather, you lie half awake for two hours mustering up the energy to get up and take a piss.

The whole 'drink water and it will be fine' theory is a myth.

[Swiss Tony]

Why want to lend him yours

nope

(For a while there was someone in the office using one, he used to carry a timer with him whenever he went to the loo. Hilarious to be in the next stall as you don’t have much time to do your business: many manly and girly noises made along with constant swearing upon hearing the timer go ding.

Used to be a game to set the timer a few seconds shorter without him knowing, he was a right pain in the ar*e to boot! )

[DBA_bloke]

Drink two pints of water before going to bed. It replaces the liquids you loose because of drinking alcohol; which dehydrates you, brain swells - hence the headache.

Of course in this instance that is a bit late.

Brain shrinks - lack of water.

Also, not too late! Drink isotonic stuff. And wait.

[blazzar]

Drink two pints of water before going to bed and you'll wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss. Or rather, you lie half awake for two hours mustering up the energy to get up and take a piss.

So true.

[Spartacus]

A 30 minute nap in one of the cubicles just after a big lunch works wonders.

[Pondlife]

It's not the hangover that I (sorry, my friend) needs a cure for, it's the visible symptoms i.e looking like death in trousers.

c'mon, think people, think!!!

[Spartacus]

It's not the hangover that I (sorry, my friend) needs a cure for, it's the visible symptoms i.e looking like death in trousers.

c'mon, think people, think!!!

A good moisturising foundation and a touch of blusher should help.

[ferret]

Remembering to clear all chunks from nasal passages and make sure tie does not hit the water when bending over the bowl. Chewing gum helps reduce the smell of bile on your breath. Optrex for your streaming, red eyes. Yes, a bit of foundation and some blusher would also work wonders.

[Mr Crosby]

Get a couple of lines up each nostril.

[DBA_bloke]

It's not the hangover that I (sorry, my friend) needs a cure for, it's the visible symptoms i.e looking like death in trousers.

c'mon, think people, think!!!

Her paint-stripping breath might be a giveaway - Polos?