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    #21
    Springer - Mr Leek
    Scab - he had a skin problem
    Henry - Mr Chapel our French teacher who used to get bullied by the big kids in the school until he snapped and smacked Paul Dales head onto his desk.
    Eek - the caretaker - he had a brace on his leg which squeaked
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #22
      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
      Batman
      Our headmaster was called Batman, because he always wore a cloak. Was it him?

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        #23
        Titanic

        Originally posted by chicane View Post
        Elaborate please.
        Origin lost in the mists of time, but it suited her.

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          #24
          Abdul - english teacher so called because of his beard.

          Killer Rogers - psycho PE teacher.

          Himmler - chemistry teacher who lost a leg (careless) & ended up with a peg leg.

          Stumpy - head teacher so called coz he was a short arse.

          Monkey Face - chemistry teacher... also took swimming lessons... well remember him wandering around the changing rooms stark neked with his todger well displayed... seems quite doubtful these days...

          How could I have forgotten Froggie... got blackmailed coz he liked being tied up & whipped, allegedly...
          Last edited by zeitghost; 3 March 2017, 10:09.

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            #25
            Mr Underpants - real name Mr Underhill
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #26
              Slug (Biology)
              Fossil (History)
              Droob (Latin & Sports)
              Puff (Boilogy again)
              Thunderguts (Sports)

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                #27
                Bling. (before it meant what it does today, his name was barry ling)
                Guppy.
                Wasteline.
                Alfie.
                Waddle.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                  Our headmaster was called Batman, because he always wore a cloak. Was it him?
                  Your headmaster always wore a cloak? What kind of school did you go to?

                  Care Bear (She looked like one)
                  Skeletor (as above)
                  Frau Cow (German teacher) - she was ok really
                  Molest (surname Orr) - good bloke actually
                  Mrs Fleebag (play on surname)

                  That's all I can think of for now
                  Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                    Our headmaster was called Batman, because he always wore a cloak. Was it him?
                    I doubt it. This teacher's name was Bateman, and I think he suggested it himself.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #30
                      We had a biology teacher called Cabbage. Again, nobody could convincingly explain why.

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