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Previously on "School teachers nicknames"
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Spack Eye
Mosh
Mrs Windbag (a play on words of her surname)
Betty - Mr Booth
Bong Dong
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Knuckles (English teacher - surname Norman)
Wild Bill (Geography teacher - first name Bill)
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Oh, and Kinkyboots. Now headmaster of a very well respected establishment.
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We had a biology teacher called Cabbage. Again, nobody could convincingly explain why.
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Your headmaster always wore a cloak? What kind of school did you go to?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostOur headmaster was called Batman, because he always wore a cloak. Was it him?
Care Bear (She looked like one)
Skeletor (as above)
Frau Cow (German teacher) - she was ok really
Molest (surname Orr) - good bloke actually
Mrs Fleebag (play on surname)
That's all I can think of for now
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Bling. (before it meant what it does today, his name was barry ling)
Guppy.
Wasteline.
Alfie.
Waddle.
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Slug (Biology)
Fossil (History)
Droob (Latin & Sports)
Puff (Boilogy again)
Thunderguts (Sports)
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Abdul - english teacher so called because of his beard.
Killer Rogers - psycho PE teacher.
Himmler - chemistry teacher who lost a leg (careless) & ended up with a peg leg.
Stumpy - head teacher so called coz he was a short arse.
Monkey Face - chemistry teacher... also took swimming lessons... well remember him wandering around the changing rooms stark neked with his todger well displayed... seems quite doubtful these days...
How could I have forgotten Froggie... got blackmailed coz he liked being tied up & whipped, allegedly...Last edited by zeitghost; 3 March 2017, 10:09.
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Titanic
Origin lost in the mists of time, but it suited her.Originally posted by chicane View PostElaborate please.
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Our headmaster was called Batman, because he always wore a cloak. Was it him?Originally posted by Sysman View PostBatman
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