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thunderlizard replied

3 September 2007, 11:35
Originally posted by brollyman View Post

Albie

Like in "Cracker"? Now there was one crazy live wire.
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brollyman replied

3 September 2007, 10:15
Coddy
Plug
Mr Batty (real name...)
Albie
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TheFaQQer replied

3 September 2007, 10:02
Spack Eye
Mosh
Mrs Windbag (a play on words of her surname)
Betty - Mr Booth
Bong Dong
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poser replied

3 September 2007, 09:53
miss juggs.

german was great......
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BA to the Stars replied

3 September 2007, 09:50
Knuckles (English teacher - surname Norman)
Wild Bill (Geography teacher - first name Bill)
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thunderlizard replied

3 September 2007, 09:41
Oh, and Kinkyboots. Now headmaster of a very well respected establishment.
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thunderlizard replied

3 September 2007, 09:39
We had a biology teacher called Cabbage. Again, nobody could convincingly explain why.
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Sysman replied

3 September 2007, 09:31
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Our headmaster was called Batman, because he always wore a cloak. Was it him?

I doubt it. This teacher's name was Bateman, and I think he suggested it himself.
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beaker replied

3 September 2007, 09:27
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Our headmaster was called Batman, because he always wore a cloak. Was it him?

Your headmaster always wore a cloak? What kind of school did you go to?

Care Bear (She looked like one)
Skeletor (as above)
Frau Cow (German teacher) - she was ok really
Molest (surname Orr) - good bloke actually
Mrs Fleebag (play on surname)

That's all I can think of for now
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Lucy replied

3 September 2007, 09:23
Bling. (before it meant what it does today, his name was barry ling)
Guppy.
Wasteline.
Alfie.
Waddle.
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robnjc replied

3 September 2007, 09:18
Slug (Biology)
Fossil (History)
Droob (Latin & Sports)
Puff (Boilogy again)
Thunderguts (Sports)
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Xenophon replied

3 September 2007, 08:48
Mr Underpants - real name Mr Underhill
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zeitghost replied

3 September 2007, 07:51
Abdul - english teacher so called because of his beard.

Killer Rogers - psycho PE teacher.

Himmler - chemistry teacher who lost a leg (careless) & ended up with a peg leg.

Stumpy - head teacher so called coz he was a short arse.

Monkey Face - chemistry teacher... also took swimming lessons... well remember him wandering around the changing rooms stark neked with his todger well displayed... seems quite doubtful these days...

How could I have forgotten Froggie... got blackmailed coz he liked being tied up & whipped, allegedly...

Last edited by zeitghost; 3 March 2017, 10:09.
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thunderlizard replied

2 September 2007, 22:05
Titanic

Originally posted by chicane View Post

Elaborate please.

Origin lost in the mists of time, but it suited her.
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Moose423956 replied

2 September 2007, 22:02
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Batman

Our headmaster was called Batman, because he always wore a cloak. Was it him?
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