Has anyone asked to have the bakery goods on display yet?
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Not as suchOriginally posted by daviejones View PostHas anyone asked to have the bakery goods on display yet?
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I find it helps if I dress a little provocatively and make sure my hair looks all nice with matching makeup and jewelry (not overboard though). Sometimes I think about straightening my hair. A skirt above knee length and boots also proves worthwhile. Occasionally I like to notice if they're looking at my open shirt trying to catch a glimpse of my cleavage - I know it's in the bag then!Comment
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Aren't boots sooooo very 1960's?Originally posted by TazMaN View PostI find it helps if I dress a little provocatively and make sure my hair looks all nice with matching makeup and jewelry (not overboard though). Sometimes I think about straightening my hair. A skirt above knee length and boots also proves worthwhile. Occasionally I like to notice if they're looking at my open shirt trying to catch a glimpse of my cleavage - I know it's in the bag then!How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Is this a new girlie?
Did anyone ask her to show us her charlies yet?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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With a moniker of TazMaN I think she may turn out to be a Wendigo100Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIs this a new girlie?
Did anyone ask her to show us her charlies yet?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIs this a new girlie?
Did anyone ask her to show us her charlies yet?
has this ever worked in the past TLG?!
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Alright, I'll do it...Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIs this a new girlie?
Did anyone ask her to show us her charlies yet?
Show us your NORKS!!!Comment
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No you fool, its ImNotStopping we are on about.Originally posted by Troll View PostWith a moniker of TazMaN I think she may turn out to be a Wendigo100
ImNotStopping: I fno one has asked you yet, would you mind awfully getting your baps out?
I wouldnt ask, but it is traditional to ask all new members of a female persuasion and it wouldn't do to go against tradition now would it.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Why is Little Britain coming into my head?Originally posted by TazMaN View PostI find it helps if I dress a little provocatively and make sure my hair looks all nice with matching makeup and jewelry (not overboard though). Sometimes I think about straightening my hair. A skirt above knee length and boots also proves worthwhile. Occasionally I like to notice if they're looking at my open shirt trying to catch a glimpse of my cleavage - I know it's in the bag then!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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