Has anyone asked to have the bakery goods on display yet?
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Not as suchOriginally posted by daviejones View PostHas anyone asked to have the bakery goods on display yet?
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I find it helps if I dress a little provocatively and make sure my hair looks all nice with matching makeup and jewelry (not overboard though). Sometimes I think about straightening my hair. A skirt above knee length and boots also proves worthwhile. Occasionally I like to notice if they're looking at my open shirt trying to catch a glimpse of my cleavage - I know it's in the bag then!Comment
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Aren't boots sooooo very 1960's?Originally posted by TazMaN View PostI find it helps if I dress a little provocatively and make sure my hair looks all nice with matching makeup and jewelry (not overboard though). Sometimes I think about straightening my hair. A skirt above knee length and boots also proves worthwhile. Occasionally I like to notice if they're looking at my open shirt trying to catch a glimpse of my cleavage - I know it's in the bag then!How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Is this a new girlie?
Did anyone ask her to show us her charlies yet?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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With a moniker of TazMaN I think she may turn out to be a Wendigo100Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIs this a new girlie?
Did anyone ask her to show us her charlies yet?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIs this a new girlie?
Did anyone ask her to show us her charlies yet?
has this ever worked in the past TLG?!
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Alright, I'll do it...Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIs this a new girlie?
Did anyone ask her to show us her charlies yet?
Show us your NORKS!!!Comment
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No you fool, its ImNotStopping we are on about.Originally posted by Troll View PostWith a moniker of TazMaN I think she may turn out to be a Wendigo100
ImNotStopping: I fno one has asked you yet, would you mind awfully getting your baps out?
I wouldnt ask, but it is traditional to ask all new members of a female persuasion and it wouldn't do to go against tradition now would it.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Why is Little Britain coming into my head?Originally posted by TazMaN View PostI find it helps if I dress a little provocatively and make sure my hair looks all nice with matching makeup and jewelry (not overboard though). Sometimes I think about straightening my hair. A skirt above knee length and boots also proves worthwhile. Occasionally I like to notice if they're looking at my open shirt trying to catch a glimpse of my cleavage - I know it's in the bag then!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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