If I wasn't a contractor I'd be...

[Spartacus]

We're all Spartacus anyway, aren't we? Or is he us?

Both. We are all one giant gestalt entity called Spartacus.

[Spartacus]

Because as is the CUK tradition, he is either:

a) A recently banned user
b) An existing user with another ID
c) AndyW

Is there anyone on the forum other than me who doesn't fall into one of the above categories?

[realityhack]

Both. We are all one giant gestalt entity called Spartacus.

And at least one of us is Andy W - so therefore we are all Andy W. Oh, and <point>he's Spartacus</point>.

[Buffoon]

... I'm not in Norfolk any more either. They called me a heretic and chased me out with flaming torches and pitchforks ....

You as well? It’s happened to the best of us.

Contribution to the arts – The Singing Postman “Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boi?”.

Norfolk (and Suffolk) - nuke the place from orbit.

[Billy-Bob]

My father’s a Methodist minister and sure as beans is beans he would have made me a minister too.

[FarmerPalmer]

... retired

[AlfredJPruffock]

A protractor?

Home in bed?

People seem to think I'm lazy
I don't mind I think ther're crazy
Running everywhere at such a speed
Till they fine - there's no need

Please dont wake me - no dont shake me
Leave me where I am - I'm only sleeping