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    #41
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    We're all Spartacus anyway, aren't we? Or is he us?
    Both. We are all one giant gestalt entity called Spartacus.

    I'm Spartacus.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Clippy View Post
      Because as is the CUK tradition, he is either:

      a) A recently banned user
      b) An existing user with another ID
      c) AndyW
      Is there anyone on the forum other than me who doesn't fall into one of the above categories?
      I'm Spartacus.

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        #43
        Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
        Both. We are all one giant gestalt entity called Spartacus.

        And at least one of us is Andy W - so therefore we are all Andy W. Oh, and <point>he's Spartacus</point>.

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          #44
          Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
          ... I'm not in Norfolk any more either. They called me a heretic and chased me out with flaming torches and pitchforks ....
          You as well? It’s happened to the best of us.

          Contribution to the arts – The Singing Postman “Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boi?”.

          Norfolk (and Suffolk) - nuke the place from orbit.
          Drivel is my speciality

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            #45
            My father’s a Methodist minister and sure as beans is beans he would have made me a minister too.
            Never swap horses crossing a stream

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              #46
              ... retired

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                #47
                Originally posted by pisces View Post
                A protractor?

                Home in bed?

                People seem to think I'm lazy
                I don't mind I think ther're crazy
                Running everywhere at such a speed
                Till they fine - there's no need

                Please dont wake me - no dont shake me
                Leave me where I am - I'm only sleeping

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